Adventures in the Bathroom.

I love watching everything that goes on in the bathroom. It's so mysterious. Some of it scares me. I don't understand any of it.

My mom and dad stand in front of the sink and use some stick in their mouths. Then when they're done they smell all minty. My mom thought I wanted that done to me. Dad tried to tell her I wouldn't want her to do that but she didn't listen. She got some stick and some stuff that tasted like fish and tried to use it on my teeth. I didn't really like it. Since she knows I don't like it, she hasn't done it for a long time.

Sometimes my mom or dad get in this big thing and sit in water. What are they doing? That's not safe! I don't know why they aren't scared? They seem to like it. They do it all the time. The other day my mom was sitting in the water and I really wanted a hug from her. I tried to crawl on top of her but I got too scared when I tried. When I see one of them in that thing I run over to tell them it's not safe. I yell at them to get out but they stay there anyway.

Sometimes instead of laying in the water they stand up and water runs over them. I keep watching them trying to figure out why they'd want to stand in the rain like that but I can't figure it out. I get really upset when my dad stands in the hot rain. I yell at him to get out where it's safe but he doesn't. I don't know why but I'm not so scared when mom's in the hot rain. I always need a hug when one of them comes out so I know they're ok.

The thing I like best is the thing they sit on with the water in it. Where does that water go? Every time I hear the noise that thing makes when they're done, I have to run in to see where it goes. Sometimes I put my paw in the water to try to stop it from going away. It's crazy. Where does that water go???? Why don't they just use the litter box like I do? They're so weird.

The weirdest thing is the door. Why does that door always close on me? How do I open it? I can't figure out any of these doors! How can they get through them so easy and I can't?

Sometimes I go in the bathroom to drink out of the sink. If the door closes while I'm in there, I can't get out! I have to scratch on the door until someone hears me and opens it for me. I don't get it. Mama Kitty seems to know how it works but I can't figure it out! If my parents don't hear me scratching on the door then Mama Kitty will come open it for me. I'm glad when someone saves me. It's a good thing Mama Kitty is there when my parents aren't!